
Funny Santa "You Ain't Getting..." Freshie
$9.99

$9.99
Hang the Santa Sack Freshie freshie from your mirror for a long-lasting pop of scent. Each one is hand-poured from aroma beads and made to order in the scent you pick. Free shipping over $35.
Every grown-up gift exchange needs one cheeky wildcard, and the Santa Sack freshie is happy to play the part. It is a tongue-in-cheek nod to holiday humor, the kind of thing that earns a snort of laughter at a white elephant swap, a dirty santa round, or the office party. Keep it lighthearted, gift it to the friend who can take a joke, and let it dangle from the mirror as a wink to the season. We hand pour each one to order in the scent you choose, so the gag still smells like Christmas morning.
Not sure? Maker's picks for this design:
(Y) = a scent that warms to a cozy amber over time, gorgeous on warm colorways; for cream or white designs, pick a clear-pour scent or add a felt backing. All scent descriptions →
Handmade & made-to-order · baked to last for weeks · reserve now, pay nothing today. Your picks wait in your bag for the first public batch.
The photo shows the four available skin tones (Pale, Light, Medium, and Dark) so you can pick your favorite; each listing is for a single freshie unless a bundle option is offered on the product page.
It is a scented aroma-bead freshie that can be made in the shop's holiday or year-round fragrances, and the scent typically lasts several weeks; keep it out of direct sunlight and heat to make it last longer.
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Little touches our customers love, add before you go:
Hand-Tied Satin Bow
A soft satin bow topper, tied to match your scent.
Premium Wired Ribbon
Upgrade the hanger to a fuller, wired ribbon.
Colored String Upgrade
Swap the standard cord for a color-matched string.
Double-Scent Booster
Extra fragrance oil for a stronger, longer throw.
Vent Clip Conversion
Turn your freshie into a clip-on vent diffuser.
Gift Box & Card
Kraft gift box, tissue, and a handwritten note.