Funny Santa "You Ain't Getting..." Freshie Car Freshie
$9.99
The Funny Santa "You Ain't Getting..." Freshie freshie is a handmade, scented aroma-bead air freshener that hangs from your rearview mirror and keeps your car smelling fresh for weeks. Choose your scent on the product page. Made to order, with free shipping over $35.
About this design
Santa has seen the naughty list, and this one is not handing out any favors. The Funny Santa freshie wears a cheeky scowl and a punchline attitude, making it the gag gift for the friend whose humor runs a little salty during the holidays. Keep it lighthearted and let it dangle from the mirror as a wink at everyone who has been more naughty than nice. We hand pour each one to order in the scent you choose, so the joke still rides around smelling like warm gingerbread or fresh candy cane.
Not sure? Maker's picks for this design:
(Y) = a scent that warms to a cozy amber over time, gorgeous on warm colorways; for cream or white designs, pick a clear-pour scent or add a felt backing. All scent descriptions →
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Handmade & made-to-order · baked to last for weeks · reserve now, pay nothing today. Your picks wait in your bag for the first public batch.
🤠 Hand-poured small batch
✨ Made just for you
🐾 Safe around kids & pets
📍 Western & USA-made
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Scent is customizable - this is a scented aroma-bead car freshie, so you can choose your preferred holiday or signature fragrance on the product page or message the shop for current scent options.
Are the green and silver versions sold together or do I pick one?
The photo shows two color variations of the same Santa design - a green background and a silver glitter background. You typically choose your preferred color on the product page; message the shop if you'd like both.
Little touches our customers love, add before you go:
Hand-Tied Satin Bow
A soft satin bow topper, tied to match your scent.
Premium Wired Ribbon
Upgrade the hanger to a fuller, wired ribbon.
Colored String Upgrade
Swap the standard cord for a color-matched string.
Double-Scent Booster
Extra fragrance oil for a stronger, longer throw.
Vent Clip Conversion
Turn your freshie into a clip-on vent diffuser.
Gift Box & Card
Kraft gift box, tissue, and a handwritten note.
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